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2001_theme.wav(910K) 2001_theme.mp3(910K) 2001_theme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The opening music theme from 2001."
completed.wav(82K) completed.mp3(82K) completed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "The Mission has been completed."
function.wav(30K) function.mp3(30K) function.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "All systems are functional."
just1mom.wav(10K) just1mom.mp3(10K) just1mom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "Just one moment, please."
ignition.wav(21K) ignition.mp3(21K) ignition.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "Ignition, full thrust."
cantdo.wav(82K) cantdo.mp3(82K) cantdo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
dave.wav(57K) dave.mp3(57K) dave.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
disconne.wav(126K) disconne.mp3(126K) disconne.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."
error.wav(61K) error.mp3(61K) error.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "It can only be attributable to human error."
fault.wav(18K) fault.mp3(18K) fault.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "I've just picked up a fault."
goodbye.wav(10K) goodbye.mp3(10K) goodbye.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "Goodbye."
hal-fift.wav(32K) hal-fift.mp3(32K) hal-fift.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "Fifteen minutes to ignition, all systems nominal."
hal-firs.wav(52K) hal-firs.mp3(52K) hal-firs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "(From 2010) Good morning, Dr. Chandra. This is HAL. I'm ready for my first lesson."
hal-fool.wav(215K) hal-fool.mp3(215K) hal-fool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "Let me put it this way, Mr. Amer. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical defintion of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."
hal-game.wav(35K) hal-game.mp3(35K) hal-game.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "Would you like to play a game of chess? I play very well."
hal-sorr.wav(34K) hal-sorr.mp3(34K) hal-sorr.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "Sorry about this. I know it's a bit silly."
hal-than.wav(22K) hal-than.mp3(22K) hal-than.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "Thank you for a very enjoyable game."
hihal.wav(41K) hihal.mp3(41K) hihal.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "Good evening, Dave. Everything's running smoothly. And you?"
i_unders.wav(20K) i_unders.mp3(20K) i_unders.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "(From 2010)I understand now, Dr. Chandra."
message.wav(27K) message.mp3(27K) message.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "(From 2010)There is a message for you."
mission.wav(50K) mission.mp3(50K) mission.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."
moment.wav(7K) moment.mp3(7K) moment.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "Just a moment."
noquesti.wav(27K) noquesti.mp3(27K) noquesti.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "There is no question about it."
open.wav(18K) open.mp3(18K) open.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dave: "Open the pod bay doors please, HAL."
operatio.wav(90K) operatio.mp3(90K) operatio.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "(From 2010)I'm completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly."
puzzlin.wav(69K) puzzlin.mp3(69K) puzzlin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "It's puzzling, I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like this before."
sure.wav(17K) sure.mp3(17K) sure.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "Are you quite sure?"
well.wav(18K) well.mp3(18K) well.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "Everything is going extremely well."
worry.wav(70K) worry.mp3(70K) worry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hal9000: "Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that."
